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Bold & BrASSy ASSlines


Is there someone special in your life who makes your ass whole?
Suzette's evil twin, ZET, has created an alternative line of
Bold and BrASSY notecards for those people
who will not be not offended by these humorous quips.
Each ass card is a hand-painted, signed original.
Two distinct color splashes come with hints of silver and gold.
ZET's Bold and BrASSy line is classy, artsy and
slightly irreverent, all at the same time.
Your ass will love sending these cards to the fun people in your life!

Cost is $15 per set of 6.
$2.50 per individual card.
Shipping and handling are not included.
Add $2.00 per set of 6.

To order your notecards, email me at:
Suzette@SuzetteBoulais.com

Bold & BrASSy Notecards come with these lines:

Love your ass
I want to congratulate your ass
Your ass is the greatest
Get your ass well
Wishing your ass a happy birthday
Thinking of your ass
I want to thank your ass
I miss your ass
What's up with your ass?
Get off my ass
Nice seeing your ass
Your ass is invited
Don't make my ass come over there
Your ass is grass
You kicked ass
Thanks for putting up with my ass
I'm tired of your ass
I owe your ass
I love your ass, but...
Your ass lights up my life
You make my ass whole
What was your ass thinking?
What was my ass thinking?
I'd like to visit your ass
Come visit my ass
Happy Birthday? My ass
Happy Valentine's Day? My ass
Happy Holidays? My ass
Where has your ass been?
I see your ass finally graduated
I see your ass finally joined
I see your ass finally enlisted
I see your ass finally enrolled
Call my ass
Kiss my ass
Move your ass
Get your ass to church
You're going to miss his ass
Your ass had me at hello
You complete my ass
My mouth overloaded my ass
My ass wants to see your ass
Forgive my ass
I want your ass
My ass has moved
I heard your ass moved
I heard your ass got promoted
I heard your ass got fired
I heard your ass got married
I heard your ass got divorced
I heard your ass retired
I heard your ass was in the hospital
When will your ass ever learn?
When will my ass ever learn?
Thanks for loving my ass
Sorry for being such a pain in the ass
You need your ass kicked
Quit riding my ass
Thanks for the kick in the ass
Keep my ass in your prayers
I'm lucky to have your ass
I'll have whatever her ass is having

Would you like to create your own favorite ass lines?
Let me know what they are and I'll hand paint
some notecards just for your ass.

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